That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.
I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.
"meticulous planning/tenacity spanning/decades of denial/is simply why I’ll/be king undisputed/respected, saluted/and seen for the wonder I am!"
► prepare for the coup of the century | a collection of villain songs from musicals and movies1. i’m alive - next to normal / 2. be prepared - the lion king / 3. cell block tango - chicago / 4. the phantom of the opera - phantom of the opera / 5. blood in the water - legally blonde the musical / 6. (the legend of) miss baltimore crabs - hairspray / 7. friends on the other side - princess and the frog / 8. kick it up a notch - starship / 9. gaston - beauty and the beast / 10. heaven’s light/hellfire - hunchback of notre dame / 11. poor unfortunate souls - the little mermaid / 12. brand new day - dr. horrible’s sing-along blog / 13. the smell of rebellion - matilda the musical / 14. master of the house - les misérables / 15. easy street - annie / 16. bop to the top - high school musical
Day (3/365): favorite song with a color in the title
I thought I was a fool for no one
Oh baby I’m a fool for you
You’re the queen of the superficial
And how long before you tell the truth
you know when you have such a burning dislike for a certain character like the level of dislike you have for them is so high and seeing them makes you feel annoyed and you try to ignore it and move on because they are just a fictional character and how strongly you dislike them feels ridiculous because you know they aren’t real but then you see their face or hear about them again and it’s just like
there you are
That moment when you realize that he had an entire wardrobe that fit her. THEN you realize about 95% of the wardrobe matches everything he owns.
"Upstairs, there’s clothing…small…as if for a child?"
Rumple keeps his family with him, even when they’re not with him.
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? SERIOUSLY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO CHOOSE???? LIKE THIS LITERALLY CHANGES WITH MY MOOD. AM I FEELING LIKE PATRIATISM AND BLOND-HAIRED ADORABLENESS OR AM I IN THE MOOD FOR SASS AND MESSY DARK-HAIRED SEX ON A FREAKING STICK
DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME CHOOSE. DAMN. YOU.
….right now i feel like Bucky.
forgive me steve bb